Can you guess?

May 23, 2009 by shenmue7754  
Filed under General Information

 

 

Is it true that this is the New Cook County Correctional Center, Chicago , Illinois???

(guess if you ever break the law, I’d better do it in Illinois !
Homeless people should have it so good!)
Once again the taxpayer gets stung.

It also shows that in most cases the quality of life for prisoners has improved considerably from what you might expect.
And we always thought prison was for punishment.!!!!!

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:
@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON

You get three fully paid for meals a day

@ WORK

You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON

For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK

For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ PRISON

You get your own toilet

@ WORK

You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

You aren’t even supposed
to speak to your family
@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part

@ WORK

You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called ‘managers’
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

From a forwarded email

Comments

2 Responses to “Can you guess?”

  1. darbs on June 2nd, 2009 12:32 am

    You mean prison cell? Wow! Ibilanggo nyu na ako!

  2. ARISTON on July 16th, 2009 10:44 pm

    Whooah! I think this is the coolest prison in the world… :)
    If there’s macbook pro in every cell and a fast internet connection, I think I want to be jailed there, not to mention the free food and accommodation.

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