10. When he unexpectedly sees you on the street, he looks away while making a finger mustache.
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9. He has a secret crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal…’s brother.
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8. He breaks up with you just before a major gift- gving occasion, like Valentine’s Day or your birthday. (I have a housemate before whose sucker boyfriend breaks up with her before every special occasion not to mention, the picture in his wallet is his ex-gf’s and speed dial 1 is his ex-gf’s too. Pathetic.)
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7. Whenever you want to hang out, he says he has to work late… which would be fine, except he’s a morning-show deejay.
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6. He keeps hinting about having a threesome with you and your hot friend… OR JUST YOUR HOT FRIEND.
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5. He calls only after midnight. And by calls, we mean texts.
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4. When a fast-food cashier asks whether you want to pay separately by saying, “you two together?” he instinctively answers, “IT’S NOT SERIOUS.”
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3. He asks how your day was, then clicks on his iPod.
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2. He has a habit of forgetting simple things. LIKE YOUR NAME.
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1. Most of his phone responses consist of ‘huh’. And you’re not sure, but it sounds like he’s really kicking ass in Halo 3.
from: COSMO COMMANDMENTS: COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE SEPT. 2008 USA issue
slow lang kasi yung mga babae. if we’re into you, we’re into you. di niyo na kelangan magpa-cute at mag-feeling. hehe
bakit mga lalake lang bah may karapatan magpa-cute at mag-feeling?